It’s about spending the rest of my life with my best friend.”

J.D.: You know your dad could still be coaching for Dillon. My dad gave your dad a shot.
Julie: Yeah? Well, uh, your dad’s an ass.

J.D.: Okay, so now I gotta throw you in the pool.

Julie: Stop it!

Matt: Hey! Get the hell off of her! What are you doing man, get the hell off of her! Don’t ever put your damn hands on my girlfriend, okay?

J.D.: What’s your problem, Saracen?
Matt: Shut the hell up!